- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Woman rights.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What does two plus two equal? 4

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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