- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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