how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Asian women drivers...

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Roses are red, yup.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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