- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What comes after 69? mouthwash

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Get on the boat.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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