One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Female rights.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

heads up!

Yo Momma So Fat!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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