- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Knock, Knock ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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