How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

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