Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Connor is homo

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Me

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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