Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

nothing

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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