You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Face...tastes like chicken!

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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