What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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