Penis.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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