- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Abortion.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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