Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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