What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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