- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Can midgets still have big dreams?

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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