- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicken crossed the road.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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