- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

The chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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