- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

You know whats annoying? Steve

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Knock knock open

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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