Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

You know whats funny Aids

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

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