- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna here a joke? you.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Gus's mom

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

You know what's natural? Bears.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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