- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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