What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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im not food

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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