A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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