What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Boob

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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