- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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