- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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