- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

mitchell palmer sucks

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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