- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

So a horse walks into a barn.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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