- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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