- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Knock, Knock ...

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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