How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Connor is homo

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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