- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

sky's sty

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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