- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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