- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

The game.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........