you see theres this guy.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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