- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

AIDS.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Robin, get in the batmobile

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

So a horse walks into a barn.

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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