How many light bulbs? 1

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Morning wood.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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