- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Once upon a time, The end.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

flavin's head

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Two planes walk into an office building

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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