Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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