Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Queens Park rangers

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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