- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Yo Momma is not fat.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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