Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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