- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did the dog die? He was old

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Irish sobriety

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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