Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Kameron Brown is gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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