What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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