how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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