- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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