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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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