- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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