*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Knock, Knock ...

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