- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Where's the dick??? east

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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