- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Ready for something funny? nothing

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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