- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

what goes woof ? A dog.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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