what do you call obama a dumbass

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Woman's Rights

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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