A house comes around the corner.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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#IHateHashtags

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Set up Punch line.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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