- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Poop!!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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