How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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