why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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anti-joke.com

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Lindsay Lohan

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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