- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's two plus two? Window

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Albert your flies undone.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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