- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Albert your flies undone.

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