Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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A man did not like this site

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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The EPA.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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