A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What the hell are you doing?

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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