Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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