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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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