- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Albert your flies undone.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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