- Anti Joke

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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