What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Praise Paisley

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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