- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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