- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

my whole life!

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

PIED NINNY!

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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