- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Connor is homo

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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