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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

boobs!

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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