- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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