- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's two plus two? Window

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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