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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It says so on your cap.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

stuarts mum

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Girls soccer

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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