What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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penis

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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