- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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