- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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