- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Lindsay Lohan

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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