Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

get in the car.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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