- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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