- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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