What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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