Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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haha

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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