What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Tucker Rivera

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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your no better than a cockroach

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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