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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Women's rights.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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