- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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