- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

get in the car.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

your face

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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