- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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