- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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