Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

obama

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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