- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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