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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Needless to say,

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

class is canceled. My professor died.

there once was a black man who played basketball

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