I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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PIED NINNY!

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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