- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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