How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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