What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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